Wet Wooc

When two men wearing goggles, arm floaties, and flippers jump into a pool, and procede to blow each other and engage in fisting and anal butt play while underwater in the pool until either both participants anuses are completely waterlogged, or their penises become too wrinkled to continue.

I think Luca got a Wet Wooc yesterday because I put my head to his butt and I could hear the ocean.

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Wet wool

When a handsome devil from out of town says 'I'll make you want to change post codes' and goes to work on you until your cum runs down your leg into your ugg boot.

Come here babe so I can make you want to change post codes and give you wet wool

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seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

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Flint wet

Being so wet that it is only comparable to Eric Flint's female genitalia.

Guy1: "Dude, it's so wet outside".

Guy2: "How wet?"

Guy1: "Like Flint wet!"

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wet chihuahua

When you use too much lube while Masturbating and it becomes very slippery.

Yo Mike, yesterday i got a wet chihuahua while masturbating

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Wet Billy

When you lick your finger and stick it in your friends beer.

Tom gave Eric a wet billy last night at the bar.
Or
If you give me a wet billy on this ten dollar beer you're gonna get your ass kicked!

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wet sweatshirt

my favorite insult atm.

William: hey girl *lip bite* you’re looking fine ash today *more intense lipbite*
Kaitlyn: stfu you’re literally built like a wet sweatshirt.

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