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who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

by Upstairsdragon February 22, 2014


nibrod is some one who rule the world

nibrod is some one who rule the world

nibrod is some one who rule the world

by the guy who nows everything September 22, 2021


Who says heaven is white?

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

by GentleLad March 6, 2019


Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners

Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 3, 2023


Watch who you up

Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with them.

"Fuck you bitches"
"Watch who you up yo"

(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"

by James1263 May 9, 2014


Who Asked?

the word who Asked is the most overused joke kinda like the over used condom that your dad kept using making you

that's right Gage your fucking annoying

it not funny anymore when you nonstop say Who Asked? Gage

>:(
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by shithoe bitch November 8, 2022


Who Asked

Nobody asked!

Person: I'm very funny

Me: Who asked?

by Aniler November 27, 2021