Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby
James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?
Mary: Oh it was Mark
nibrod is some one who rule the world
nibrod is some one who rule the world
A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.
"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"
I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"
A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”
These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners
Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.
John: You’re going to the squeak?
Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”
Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with them.
"Fuck you bitches"
"Watch who you up yo"
(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"
the word who Asked is the most overused joke kinda like the over used condom that your dad kept using making you
that's right Gage your fucking annoying
it not funny anymore when you nonstop say Who Asked? Gage
>:(
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