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Ur brother a mother

"Ur brother a mother" is a step up from ur dad lesbian. Every time these magic words are said, we as a species traverse deeper into the he'll hole known as extinction.

Assmeister43 : ur mom gey
Kermit_1h3_D: ur dad lesbian
Assmeister43: no u, ur brother a mother

*kermit's house would explode, killing him, and any family inside*

by Waus May 31, 2018


ur brother a mother

We have had ur mum gay, ur Dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur sister mister, ‘ur brother a mother’ is the insult to end it all.

Bob: ur Mum gay
Fred:ur Dad lesbian

Bob:ur granny tranny
Fred:you asked for this
Bob:no please I’m sorr-
Fred: ur brother a mother

*the world travels back 400,000,000,000,000,000 years and the first ever speck of this world cries

by Trolley_Man March 18, 2018


Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).

Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”

by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020


brother beatdown

The act of an older brother kicking his younger brothers ass.

Jon gave Bryan a serious brother beatdown.

by Blackpeoplerock February 22, 2017


Spud Brother

A Spud Brother is defined as two guys who have had sex with the same girl.

Todd is spud brothers with Steve, after sleeping with Denise.

by loincloth42 August 28, 2013


road-brother

Someone you meet in life that you grow to love as you would your own brother. Though you may put physical distance between you and them, you still live with them in your heart and mind as do they.

The people that will sit with you on a porch in the summer heat and drink with when you're body and mind are old; when you look them in the eyes you see each other as though you are still youthful, your smile without it's many creases, and your hand, arm, and shoulder still capable of bearing their weight.

An old friend, in a world where you make less old friends as you grow older.

(not to be confused with motorbike-club cultural concept of the same name)

John Smith: I met the guy in high school, we meet whenever we can. I love the guy.
Satoshi Nakamoto: That makes him your road-brother.
John Smith: Yeah, he's my road-brother, till the day we die.

by Pius Felix June 13, 2024


Pass the oats my brother

Passing an illegal substance

(Drugs) pass the oats my brother

by IsisMutherFawker February 14, 2018