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The removal of dingleberries, as referenced by Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in a 2014 statement on marriage.
"If she'll pick your ducks, now that's a woman."
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1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.
2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.
You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"
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a safe way to say what the fuck without getting introuble
mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*
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when you get a boner in public and the only thing you can do with it is push it upwards and hope your waistband/belt can minimize the tent you are pitching. not sure where the duck part comes in, only scholars maintain the translation.
i was playing basketball and got one of those random boners. i had to duck tuck that thing before everyone could see it.
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guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...
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1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).
2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.
3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).
1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!
2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.
3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!
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less direct way of telling someone: "Suck my dick!!!"
Freestyle:
My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.
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