The most superior, perfect, and amazing doge.
Brian: “Dang, Thant’s is that Sam the doge??”
Arron: “yessirrrr, that’s Sam the doge!”
probably one of the sexiest guys ever to be honest. sure you might think he’s a dick but you’ve gotta admit he has a huge penis and knows what he’s doing in bed.
sam howard is a sexy beast not gonna lie
A raging dickhead in class that never stops raging, and he throws his laptop and smashes it.
Fuck That Sam Thorne is a total dick
Sam: “number 2 horse is such a slagger”
The Horse:
Sam Free said “This guy is such a slagger”
they are one of the best people in the whole entire world. they are obviously swaggy🙄 and they deserve the whole world.
swaggy.__.sam is the best person ever!
the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.
boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
sam bradlee is the coolest hottest emo to ever exist. they're a sexy vampire and love MCR and WOOF WOOF WWOOF PURRRR PURR MEOWWW WOOF PURRRRRR
im fuckib in love with sam bradlee woof