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when ur box of apple juice starts looking at u weird
dunker-“ trynna shit tn ? “
funka- “ nah apple juice niggas irl “
This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).
-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!
- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass
a clean alternative to lmao or laugh my ass off
Mom: "lmao" what does that mean
Kid: uhh... nothing mom it just means um... laugh my apples off!
When something bothers you so much that you can’t properly express it.
“That guy just catcalled you.”
“That really salts my apples.”
That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.
*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders
Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.
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The sudden impulse of diarrhea that forces you to get up and sprint to the nearest toilet. Cheeks also might flex and squeeze together to hold back poo. Otherwise known as the 911 poop. Good Luck
"hey hows it goin tim"
"fine and y.... HOLY SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK!"
*tim runs to the toilet to have his hot apple quick step*
Apple Crown Royal mixed with Candy Apple Faygo
I was drinking that Double Apple Juggalo Juice last night, that shit it dangerously good.