a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨
A nickname my friends and I gave to Zhongli from Genshin Impact.
Me: ok well I'm not the one who wants to rail or be railed by Long Legs McGee
Friend: he sounds like a hot narrator! Good god 🙄 shut up about it already 😡
Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.
Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.
A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.
When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"
It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.
A very strong and fucking hot 9 foot man with a 12 pack and a dick that goes up to the moon, he’s the only great furry and the greatest man of all time with a whopping 300 million and can drink period blood
man i sure do love nero longing biceps
He's a boy who wears stone island A LOT! He literally owns three different pair of hoodies. He's into boys who wear green sweaters. He belongs to some random muslima called S.
'Did you see what he's wearing?'
'OMG! He's such a Long Neck Stoney!'