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long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021


Long Legs McGee

A nickname my friends and I gave to Zhongli from Genshin Impact.

Me: ok well I'm not the one who wants to rail or be railed by Long Legs McGee

Friend: he sounds like a hot narrator! Good god 🙄 shut up about it already 😡

by CallmeFynn September 15, 2023


long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.

Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.

by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020


WIll Long

A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.

"Will Long put it in there

by Willlong licker December 9, 2022


Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013


Nero Longing

A very strong and fucking hot 9 foot man with a 12 pack and a dick that goes up to the moon, he’s the only great furry and the greatest man of all time with a whopping 300 million and can drink period blood

man i sure do love nero longing biceps

by ramen..boyyt September 21, 2021


Long neck Stoney

He's a boy who wears stone island A LOT! He literally owns three different pair of hoodies. He's into boys who wear green sweaters. He belongs to some random muslima called S.

'Did you see what he's wearing?'
'OMG! He's such a Long Neck Stoney!'

by SomeoneRandomHahahaLmao November 29, 2019