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When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.
Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral
An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.
J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.
The result of entirely too much drunken Taco Bell.
Oh man...I'm never going out for drinks with you again. I woke up with some serious anal nova this morning.
When he or she betrays your back orifice, it's that simple.
Annie: Did you hear how Daniel anal betrayed Cassandra?
Sam: With that hairbrush instead of his dick?
Annie: Mhm, what a dirtbag.
The pleasurable sexual act of sticking ones soft, cushiony love sac (the female or male breast) up your asshole
Yoooo Drake I did some mad titty anal with my girl Agatha this week.
Definition of a (wo)man who thinks sucksass is the same as success.
He should be fired for incompetence but he's the companies top anal climber.
When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.
I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.