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If you have sex, it must be Anal. Also, sex must be incredibly rough. Passing will let you move onto Mindful Masturbation May.
Anal Annihilation April made my partner's ass sore
The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.
Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.
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Its a redo day for April 11th which was national ass grabbing day. But if you couldn't do that, heres your chance.
April 12: National April 11 redo day
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When you try to pull off a April Fool's joke and fail horribly.
Indie Radio DJ: Coming up next is Left Behind by Slipknot!
::listeners tune out, song finishes::
Indie Radio DJ: OH HO HO! April Fool's!
Random Guy: Wow, more like April Fail's joke.
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A day when people can lie about anything and if you are stupid enough you'll believe it then when they shout APRIL FOOLS! you feel like a dumb ass
GIRL: Yeah. If You Come Over, You Can Smash.
GUY: Ard. I'm Omw. Takes 2 Buses And Ah 30 Minute walk To Get To Girl's House
GIRL: April Fools Day You Can't Fuck Me! Yeaaa!
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On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass
Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass
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starts 2 months after fapless February and no fingering February
Everybody has to do anal on this month either to themselves or on others , you can fuck anything you want as long it has an ass hole , eg: your book , vans , your pet dog , John cena .
Anson: You ready for Aggressive Anal April
Ethan: fuck yea mate it my chance to fuck my dog , my pillow , my mom and my hoodie
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