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The act of taking a boner to the eyeball
So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...
(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.
"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."
"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"
When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.
Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.
To experience random, non-provoked boners as a result of not masturbating for a long time.
No-nut-November is really getting to me man. I'm already getting withdrawal boners.
Obtaining an erection while in Walmart
I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!
A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.
Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!
Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it
Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?