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a term used by small town white girls that are (despite their suburban upbringing) somehow incredibly hood, to let someone know that said white girl is going to call a black guy from the projects with an AK-47 and have said black guy do bodily harm to whomever she is pissed at. best if used in conjunction with the smashing of offender's phone.
white girl: "you cheatin' on me bitch?? aw hell no! ima call muh nigga E on yo cracker ass!"
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This is an idiom with Spanish origin that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are equally as guilty of doing... Thus an example of psychological projection.
This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.
Sydney: you always cheat in any card game we play; all you care about is winning
John: Pot Calling Kettle Black!
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The Best game ever made even if you are a jag-master like Adam
call of duty modern warfare
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The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.
Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)
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Jon: "Is Mike getting Chevrolayed in the back of his tahoe right now?"
Matt: No, he doesn't satisfy Newton's 69th Law remember, so he's dialing up a World of Warcraft Booty Call.
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"Sometimes, weird things happen, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"
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When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.
Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."