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dishonest crush

A crush that's built on a dishonest premise. Such as an individual indicating romantic interest when the individual actually only wants sex.

"I can't believe Marcus only wanted to sleep with me--I'm so upset."
"Sounds like he had a dishonest crush on you."

by Order of Stego July 20, 2021


upper school crush

This means to have an interest in someone who is older than you or someone who is in a year above you

"Kurt used to be my upper school crush"

by Biggiereds June 22, 2023

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Grape crush

A crushed kokichi under a hydraulic press that can't be lifted

"The danganronpa Fandom loves grape crush but prefer panta"

by Kokichi ouma with panta June 26, 2021


national tell your crush you like them day!

APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)

“hey man, its april 11th
“yeah?”

“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”

by i break into song sometimes April 11, 2024


crushed black diamond grill

White man usually acting as black gender with jacked up cavity filled mouth thinking he got a grill

Look there is Robby with his crushed black diamond grill cheezin!

by Txpud63 March 13, 2020


aromantic crush

One who loves crushing on people but if they had the chance to be with them they would say no, because they like the idea of romance but they don't want it to happen in reality because they know it ends in rejection and heartbreaks romatic crush

A: Isn't Timothee Chalamet so HOT????
B: Yes I LOve hIm sO muCh
A: What would your reaction be if he asked you to marry him? I would faint and take the ring HAHAH
B: I wouldn't marry him, I'm an aromatic crush
A: What's that
B: I am attracted to him, but only one night stands for me! I love the idea though.
A: inTerEsting!

aromantic crush

by timotheechalamet1234567 November 23, 2021

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National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

by dëēź ñūtż September 21, 2021