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The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!

Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020


Mam crush

Longing for the motherly attention of a specific mother other than your own.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.

Timmy was jealous of Jimmy's mam warming Jimmy's jammys on the radiator before bed. Timmy had a canny mam crush on Jimmy's mam like. Eee.

by cheesebagels September 30, 2014


Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger May 23, 2011

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crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015


ciara crush

Is when they put you through and you still like them.

I have a Ciara crush on this nigga.

by Brybey March 14, 2019


heart crushing

An act of emotional violence, usually committed by a book, which leaves the individual experiencing it both elated and devastated simultaneously.

In my book, there's a lot of intrigue and thrill and SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HER AND HE KNOWS IT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER AND HE CAN'T LET HER GO BUT HE LEAVES HER IN DANGER IF SHE'S ON THE CASE AND IT'S ALL SO HEART CRUSHING.

by abooklovernevergoestobedalone January 31, 2016


National ask your crush out

On September 5th ask out your crush and its okay if they rejects you

National ask your crush out day on September 5th

by Dkfjfnfb September 5, 2021