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When duck is cooked in a similar way to McDonalds food.
Jack: Damn bro I ate some McDucked Donald last night, that shit was fire.
Tim: Jack you're autistic.
if a girl wants to have the relationship talk and you just want to have a good time with her, close your eyes and pretend that you are sleeping
Girl: Donald!!! I love you so much!!! I really want to be with you...
just pull a donald, and go to slepp:
zzz... zzz... zzz...
Donald is a man who is in control of everything he does. It's almost impossible to catch him off guard. From simple board games to complex situations his intelligence makes him able to defeat any enemy. Aside from that he can be caring and soft when he opens up to you. He works hard and makes a mean blueberry pie. He is so good chess.
Person: I challenge you to chess!
Donald: Sure
Person: I wont lose I really smart
Donald: whatever you say
2 minutes later person loses
Donald: Good game
A poor man’s idea of a rich man.
A weak man’s idea of a strong man.
A dumb man’s idea of a smart man,
He is such a Donald.
Following through with a large orange shit after Trumping (farting)
That vindaloo was so spicy that I accidently Donald my pants the other day after trumping.