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I Fight Dragons are an American Band. They are the best musicians in the whole damn motherfucking world. They give life a meaning and all their lyrics contain both brains and heart. True inspiration to geeks all over the world. WRiters of what should the best album of 2011 with KABOOM.
I Fight Dragons were so true in saying that The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth.
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A large beard like protrusion of hair from the anus.
Dude, I've got a wicked dragons beard going on down there!
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one of jeanettes all time favorite movies! (i was asleep during it but i SO trust her that it rocks)!
cosumer: you need to watch reluctant dragon again!!
dealer: OOH i saw plenty! there was a dragon.. and a rabbit, and i carrot i think?
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When a black guy fucks a white chick so fast the vagina heats up to an unbearable heat.
"He was going so fast I swear he was going to give me a black dragon!"
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When a male fires a spurt of boiling hot semen into his woman's eye momentarily blinding her
Carl unleashed his fire spitting dragon on the unsuspecting prostitute reducing her to her knees.
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When a girl is giving you head and when you are about to cum, instead of warning her beforehand, you grab her head and jam it down on your cock and let loose, causing sperm to gush out her nose and creating the 'ice dragon' effect.
My girlfriend is pissed.... because last night i performed the norwegian ice dragon.
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when you cant kill the ender dragon so you do /kill mincraft_ender dragon
person 1: "yo dude i just beat the ender dragon"
person 2" how"
person 1"/kill mincraft_ender dragon "
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