Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
Aussie slang originating from the north coast of NSW equivalent to stoked.
Yeah if you come around i'd be drunk happy!
When a person acts silly, odd, out of character or drunk like around the time of a full moon
Can have adverse affects on people or animals
Lunacy is tied to the full moon that why they are call Luna-tics.
“Chris was awfully giggly before bed, he must be moon drunk”.
“The moon was full yesterday and Tommy is acting strange; I wonder if he’s moon drunk?”
“The horse is much more skittish today than normal.” “Yeah the full moon is tonight.” “Oh he must be moon drunk.”
“You are acting like a crazy person!”
“Tonight’s a full moon I’m moon drunk!”
when 2 or more girls are at a sleepover and make bad decisions at night
oh we sent that text last night when we were sleepover drunk
Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.
Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"
Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."