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Drunk Ho

When you are drunk the night before and Super gung ho about plans the next day but when the next day comes you are not having it.

After 6 whiskeys we say "Let's brew beer tomorrow". Your Homey says "Drunk Ho", because you are both really excited tonight, but tomorrow you are not having it.

by Dariddlah79 November 30, 2020


drunk sciencing

When a drunk person attempts to do science.

I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!

by stickyndrunk October 11, 2015


Heritage Classic Drunk

1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.

2) The pinnacle of inebriation.

I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.

by Jon Guitar February 20, 2011


Pippy Drunk

When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!

Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!

Your Pippy Drunk!

by Spunkinator November 21, 2019


Blotto Drunk

A dictionary term typically used by people that don't drink, The Conversational Equivalent of ordering a Miami Vice drink at virtually any bar not on a beach or at a pool.

Dennis: Hey Man, I am Blotto Drunk
Jeremy: Concrete Mixers are non-alcoholic Dennis.

by B3rg 2 time champion March 01, 2023


Blotto Drunk

Dictionary Term typically used by people who dont drink to describe a state of drunkenness that the other drunks in the room have to look up in a dictionary as despite their 30 years of a continuous state of drunkenness had never heard anyone use that word. Functionally equivalent to ordering a Miami Vice at Virtually any bar not directly on a beach

Man, I am Blotto Drunk. Someone responds that Concrete mixers do not contain alcohol, and please put your pants back on.

by B3rg 2 time champion March 01, 2023


Tourettes drunk

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.

Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.

by Swampybaby June 24, 2021