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Dylan

A Stink Old musty dusty homless man with a smol pp

Dylan is a stinken stinker

by iajwoiaksoanownaosm October 17, 2021


Dylan

Dylans are very special. They come in different forms. The Dylan I know is very smart and is one of the greatest man I have ever met. I might even name my adopted son Dylan. Dylan has a potential to make friends easily. But if he looks like he hates you by swearing at you, he's actually just trying his best to be your friend. Even if you feel betrayed because he did something bad to you, he's just joking.
If you ever see a Dylan, please be friends with him because he also can help with you problems.

"He'll forgive you. He's a Dylan after all..."

by MansNotSexuallyFeverish(Hot) August 23, 2020


Dylan

Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.

Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey

Friends shows up:

Yo you wanna smash?

by Bella Rose June 14, 2019


Dylan

Fastest cock known to man

Just got dylaned ow

by Sausage boy 668686 July 17, 2018


Dylan

Dylan is a mysterious creature who lives near lidl. He is very rich and brags of how he is so 'strong' and 'Rich'. Dylan will always be watching you through your windows. He rides a multicolored bike and a bright pink helmet. Hes part of the lgbt community swell. he is dating danni allen and he loves his sexy makeup. Dylan have fake reyban glasses and has a small penis.

Dylan is weird

by Jxsh910 July 19, 2019


Dylan

Dylan is the most amazing person you'll meet. He's an amazing boyfriend. He'll make you feel better when you're sad, he would do anything for you. He loves it when you are being cute, which isn't that hard because he thinks everything you do is cute. He loves to just cuddle all day and be playing around with you. But wait for what happens after.. he breaks your heart. He can't take it anymore, it's getting too much for him. He needs space to think about what is happening. He won't talk for a while and just let you sit there crying, while you are still waiting for him. You will never forget him because in your mind he still is your favorite guy. You love him with every broken piece of your heart he broke.

Dylan is such an amazing sweet guy, I love him!
Yeah he was.. I regret that I've met him.

by itsmeh.c; December 17, 2017


Dylan

Dylan is a badass fighter from the country who has been seen whoop some serious ass he never backs down and always has his head on 360° most people who act like they dont take him seriously soon learn he isnt a force to be reckon with. Usually tall and skinny but ripped to the bone. Has a right hook of a freight train and heart of king.

Holy shit Dylan just knocked him on his ass!

Dylan just slammed that kid by his throat!

Dylan calm down he is done for.

Why is dylan covered in blood ?

Ummm Dylan your hand is on backwards.

by Kungfu Turkey December 12, 2019