Eat Your Hat

Something to say when your pissed off very much at someone.
After you tell someone to eat your hat they then proceed to sputter out things like 'Eat your sock'. You can then tell them to get a life.

I told that freak to eat his hat and he was told.

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grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

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National Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Jessica:You hear what tomorrow is?

Tom:The 24th?

Jessica:No National Eat Pussy Day!

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all you can eat

A challenge.

All you can eat? Are you sure you really want to see how much I can eat?

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eat your heart out

A declaration, often exaggerated, joking and boastful, of being better than another person, the aforementioned often being a celebrity or historical figure.

"Mozart, eat your heart out!" said the organ player after a successful concert.

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Dead dove: do not eat

A fanfic tag that warns you to take the other tags seriously. For example, if one tag says 'non-con', expect non-con. Don't think, 'ah, it's probably just dub-con.' If the tags say 'organ harvesting', expect literal organ harvesting. Don't take it as a joke or exaggeration. You were warned.

Very commonly misunderstood as a general warning of bad things to come, because it's so often used beside more serious tags, when really it's a specific warning not to take the other tags lightly.

(Originally comes from the TV show Arrested Development, referencing a scene in which the character Michael Bluth finds a bag in the fridge that says DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. He opens the bag anyway, before wincing, and saying, 'well, I don't know what I expected..')

#medical malpractice #human experimentation #gore #major character death #dead dove: do not eat

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Eat Dat Pussy 445

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard to lewandowski that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

Eat dat pussy 445: its When Sex goes wrong and you cant feel your dick anymore. Its like 911.

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