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A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.
Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!
When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.
Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.
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Steve : loves Penis
Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped
2)
Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.
the ultimate facebook profile picture. happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something funny simultaneously.
a very rare occurrence.
"wow, tyler looks super hot in his new profile pic, where he's trying to make out with that garden gnome. totally facebook gold."
When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.
Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...
When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc
I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook
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Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.
Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.
Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.
The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.
After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.