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A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
A genetically related sibling from the same mother.
She's my Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous!
absolute destruction. use this and you will get clam india.
ur descendant hung from ur pendant
*unleashes a black hole bigger than ur moms inside-outer
A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.
The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.
Stop staring at me! I don’t want you looking at me!
All of you keep your eyes away from me! Fine! Hmph!
Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?
Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.
She is something else. When she goes for a guy, shes not the ol' Lets spend some time together and get to know eachother, shes the type of girl to be like imma tie you up to a tree naked by rope and use 476 AD midevil rape weapons to use on her victoms. So if your the one tied to the tree then holy shit because whatever she wants to do to you she will do. The not so bad side of it is that when shes naked to, shes definently something amazing to be looking at... one more thing, shes "5,1" and has a big ass, firm tits and a gourgeous face so it wont be all that bad; best of luck!
I was raped by Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD ast night...