Random
Source Code
Random
When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.
L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?
T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.
L: damn, u a nasty bitch.
6👍 8👎
Parishioners who only attend church on Christmas and or Easter.
On Christmas Eve, we always have to get to church early so that the one hit wonders don't steal our pew.
13👍 20👎
Completing the task at hand.
-Yo, what are you gunna do?
-Hit the booty do.
4👍 4👎
That instance when someone texts you and you reply but they never respond back
They hit you up once and leave you to wonder...
"So Pam texted me the other night saying 'what are you up to?' and I responded, and she didn't text anything back. What a total one hit wonder."
4👍 4👎
asking for hard sex without asking for sex
hey please hit me with a brick 🥺❤️
4👍 6👎
When you engage in anal sex and when you're done you pull out and find fecal matter on your penis.(Jiff as in the peanut butter.)
"Last night I was hitting the jiff jar on my girl."
4👍 4👎
Euphemism for the appearance of a recipient of a massive facial cumload
Tom hadn't unloaded for two weeks, so when he came in Katie's face and hair it looked like she'd been Hit by the Yogurt Truck
10👍 13👎