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the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.

Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.

by the two bob lobber March 11, 2012


Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max

person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”

by lilispad June 15, 2021


Human Right

Something that literally anyone can do naturally without outside intervention. As human beings we cannot truly obtain this until we are able to self sustain without aid from others. Yes, this means by definition fetus', babies, nor toddlers have the capacity to claim these intermediate character buffs.

The only true human right is the right to try to survive as long as possible in the hostility of the universe.

Human Rights are not granted by anyone or anything other than you being born and living long enough to self sustain.

by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024


The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat

Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.

by Hey Dads, it's jewish in here March 16, 2017


mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.

Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!

by Your potato bitch November 11, 2021


Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best

Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019


The Human Robot

Crazy person who parties

"that girl is the human robot of the party tonight"

by yadaadddy March 7, 2010