enthusiasts' car

(n.) A "classic car" prone to many engine malfunctions and in constant need of repair. Usually american in nature (Euro's include Triumph Stag or old BMW 323 convertables, also any Triumph TR5-7as well as early Aston Matin DB4's which were released prematurely.)

FOR SALE


1987 Corvette, one careful lady owner, enthusiasts' car. Call locally for this piece of shit.

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best car ever

See e-type

The best car ever is a 'vette? That's shite, get a real car, loser.

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white trash car

A dirty white hatchback car like a clio. It has writing on the roof and/or window, dodgy seatbelts, immobilser, windows and a cracked or missing bumper. Has car accessories/immobiliser in every window obstructing drivers view.

Driver: "My immobilsers f*ked."

Passenger: *laughs* white trash car

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fix my car

v. refers to getting high, usually in the middle of doing something else that is important

K: I have a free period. I'm gonna go home and fix my car.
D: You mean you're gonna go home and get hella high.

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Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

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car-seat ninja

Children that are under 50 lbs and taking any type of martial arts class.

Damn, do you see all of those car-seat ninjas outside of the dojo yesterday evening?, Cosmo Kramer pwnd a bunch of car-seat ninjas.

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Car Crash Post

Any internet post presented as fact which is then shot down in flames by everyone else on the board, much like Car Crash TV, it's painful to look at, but also quite compelling.

That post where that guy thought he'd invented the phrase 'car crash tv' only to have half the board prove him wrong was a proper car crash post!

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