No Pants 'O Clock

The period between 5:45 and 6:45 in which ladies and gentlemen are encouraged to remove their trousers and pantaloons and relish in festive celebration.
No Pants 'O Clock may take place during the AM or the PM.

Guys! It's 6:30! We're missing No Pants 'O Clock!

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Puke my pants

A kind of gastro-intestinal disorder usually caused by Ingesting the wrong thing at the wrong time.

I chased that sushi with a warm Pabst, and now I gotta Puke my pants.

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pants insurance

Any undergarment worn underneath pants to avoid leakage/drippage such as boxers, tidy-whities, etc.

"I crapped my pants a little, but luckily I was wearing pants insurance."

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punchy pants

To "play Punchy Pants" is to fuck with, annoy, or otherwise confuse someone.

Were you really on "227" or are you just playin' punchy pants with me?

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party in my pants

A party where people touch each other in the bathing suit area. Also a good pickup line if I dont say so myslef.

Brick: Would you like to come the the pants party. Oops I mean party Im my Pants?
Veronica: No Thanks Brick
Brick: How About you Ian?
Ian: No Thanks

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bombed my pants

Bombed my pants. When a female, who's on her period, has a rather atomic leak, and either isn't wearing under wear, or has no pad on. This term can also be used for the shitting of the pants.

Girl-*runs to bathroom*

5 seconds later

(from in stall)- "FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK!!!!! Ohhhh shit! I bombed my pants!"

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Gary Grumpy-Pants

n. 1. one who may easily become grouchy or grumpy, even if it is not that often; 2. one who is always grouchy or grumpy.

Anja was being such a Gary Grumpy-Pants because she got annoyed when Adrianna and Alanna wanted to slappa da bass for the picture.

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