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Biscuit Man

Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.

Well I was thinking about dating him but he turned out to be another bloody biscuit man.

by King Confuza May 21, 2022


floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile December 23, 2015


shitty biscuit

a game where multiple people sit in a circle and take laxatives... everyone shits on the biscuit, and the last one to spray their shit on the biscuit has to eat it.

"Yo joel wanna play some shitty biscuit with these fit birds I got some digestives in the living room "

by Shittysimon December 10, 2024


Biscuit Cushion

when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.

Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion

by Doška March 13, 2024


Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017


Wet Biscuit

A Wet Biscuit is a person with homosexual tendencies.

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."

by Doota 69 October 11, 2020


The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.

Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”

by x427 October 5, 2023