Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.
Well I was thinking about dating him but he turned out to be another bloody biscuit man.
Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.
Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit
Bag of prunes: same
a game where multiple people sit in a circle and take laxatives... everyone shits on the biscuit, and the last one to spray their shit on the biscuit has to eat it.
"Yo joel wanna play some shitty biscuit with these fit birds I got some digestives in the living room "
when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.
Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion
A Wet Biscuit is a person with homosexual tendencies.
"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."
The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”