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Mr. Spontaneous is a sweet, kind, wonderful man who also a guitar playin fool of passionate love makin jam. He's a strange fella. But keeps things interesting and mysteriously exciting. Persistent and determined to seek what he desires. Tends to sniff test everything. Allergic to raspberry filled donuts. Saves his belly button lint. Jerry Lee Parker is a artist, poet, musician, writer, singer, creator and master of love.
Love you too Pikachu. - Jerry Lee Parker
A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.
Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:
Josh:
A middle-aged woman who wears glasses and teaches people at a tution centre.
Karen Lee is a middle-aged woman.
Someone who is fun, energetic, loves sport specifically badminton, a great friend and has nice thighs. Her thighs won’t disappoint you
I’d smash Nicia Lee ngl. I want my dick in between her thighs
This person has the most attractive personality, has total love for you and will give you everything they have. Lee meaning Lee and Dawn meaning Dawn. Together they rule the world by actually able to lead on!
That woman is going to Lee-Dawn and give us the world.