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a stereotype that lesbians love rice
she’s totally a rice lesbian! have you ever seen her order any other side dish?
The thing you put on for little five year olds while babysitting.
Babysitter: What do kids watch nowadays?
Mom: Lesbian midget porn
get her a girlfriend!!! (please shes so lonely)
belle is a lesbian because women are hot asf
Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.
Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."
A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)
the deep sigh that lesbians (who aren’t together) give each other when they hug and don’t want to pull away.
lesbian 1: youre so cozy we should hangout more *Lesbian Sigh*
lesbian 2: *Lesbian Sigh* yeah youre right we should take a nap together