Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.

-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know

KC Light

The power of the sun bolted to your truck, burning the eyes of everyone else on the road at 12:32pm last Friday. Very popular lights in off road culture.

I can see so far with my daylighter KC lights.

I want to make a Prius crash by blinding them with my KC Lights.

light sub

light sub

is the enemy of darkdom and brother of Lightlom ;)

Jeff : hey do you know darkdom?
luna: Да but light sub is better

sams light

having a dumb cheap light on your hat.

look hes got sams light.

Drink a Bud Light

To have gay sex.

Tom: Where are Jim and George?

Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.

Tom: Ha, faggots.

hog light

JAKE GRILLS OF STIRLING RAWDON

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT