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Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.
Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew
A tall blonde Gyrosexual apparently
Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!
Matthew is the type of person so gag on a cock. A Matthew will usually not have a knee. He is a park random and can’t dribble and gets boxed by as2 play shots. Matthews are generally super fucking bad at video games.
Matthew’s gay
Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend
Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
"matthew" is usually referring to male characters who's main characteristics are: queer, very proper and clean, have short brond hair, are drama queens, sometimes mean, like social media and are single.
ofcourse not all matthews are male nor they need to have all these characteristics.
the name is inspired by Matthew MacDell from the Netflix show: Big Mouth
"to be honest lou from uglydolls is giving me major matthew vibes"
"you are right! he is such a matthew"
Matthew is a very loving, caring and passionate individual. He is always there for his friends and family any wine would be lucky to have a friend like him. He has the prettiest eyes you can just get lost in! He can sometimes be loud and or dramatic but that’s him you’ll learn to love him! If you find a Matthew he’s a keeper!
There is Matthew damn his eyes are bomb!