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Proper Metal

Proper Metal” is:

A category of Heavy Metal music for bands who have taken inspiration from The Metal Gods such as Judas Priest, Saxon, Iron Maiden, and Accept.

The Proper Metal sound is personified by screaming guitars with face melting solos, thunderous drums and pounding basslines.

Proper metal lyrics often deal with dark or serious subjects, like war, rebellion, and the occult. They can also be fantastical or explore mythology and history.

The Proper Metal look comprises the following:

Leather (black or white)
Other proper metal band T shirts
Studs & bullet belts
Long hair (where possible)
Flying V guitars

Very large drum kits

Proper Metallers NEVER:
Mime on stage
Pretend to play
Use backing tracks
*Play stadiums

*unless invited by The Metal Gods

Proper Metal is nothing to do with grunge

by Onesmartfella March 24, 2024


Metal Santa

Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)

Metal Santa only plays for the one and only best band in the world, FUCKING SLAYER

by Mr-big-nobb November 14, 2018


metal ox

The legendary out of game Metal Ox in adopt me. Also has a fat asss...

Look at my legendary out of game Metal Ox!

by Marshadow5 Gaming June 22, 2021


Metal

Music made by constipated goats

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020


metal

An adjective used to describe something ass badass.

Woah bro your sword is so metal.

by scysa March 27, 2022


Metal

A corny ass genre of music

Metal is literally just reddit music lmfao

by The keckler 2 owo March 26, 2023


Metal

A jack hammer lover. Won't stop till the job is done.

I got the full metal experience.

by FCCMoney September 24, 2020