Mike can be like funny or whatever.
Me: Share your name on instagram Mike!
Mike: nah I’m good
the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man
" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "
Michael’s usually have a touch of the ‘tism
Person 1: why is Mike just sitting there in a corner?
Person 2: Not sure, although i have a cousin who does something similar at loud places. Maybe he’s autistic?
Loves to party. Loves cocaine. Also will fuck anything even though he can usually pull hot girls. Mikes have no regrets.
A piece of shit who’s always full of shit and makes up stories that are far from true , he also has a below average size penis
Mike likes fat juicy cock