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Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life
Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole
Laurent: I heard she went to the DR
Its the deny to ur sister is a mister
Carl: ur mom gay
Richard: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
Richard: Ur brother are ur mother
**Carl dies and go to extreme hell**
A Brazilian euphemism for “motherfucker” as the Portuguese word for knife is “faca”
The friend zoned dudes giant cock
Yeah I really want your mothers #
An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.
*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"
It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".
"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."
"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."
Oh look at that salty mother fucker, oh yeah you mean Pricey aka alphagolf90