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Someone who always has caplocks on.
DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT?
stop yelling you cap locker
The act of ejaculating on a woman’s bald or shaved head.
Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?
Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!
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Word used to describe someone who's bullshitting
" This mufucka really on sum cap shit right now!"
Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.
After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.
An object when worn makes one do stupid things.
Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
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Snorting a capsule powder form
I’ve just sorted a line of cap