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When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting you. Usually if the clothing is too small.
Man these undies are riding up on me.
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Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.
e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"
Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
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The act of being anal raped by a huge white male while both are naked. He forcibly shoves it in and out while you are being pushed around in a shuffling motion on your feet, much like a trolley on tracks.
That's one big dude, I hope he doesn't Maryland Trolley Ride me.
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the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles
she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!
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A sexual position where a naked woman slowly rubs her clit over the clothed man's penis
Man 1: So me and my girl had sex last night.
Man 2: Oh sweet, she do any moves?
Man 1: Dude, she gave me a Savannah Slow Ride.
Man 2: That's it?
Man 1: Yea, why?
Man 2: So you didn't really get it in?
Man 1: Well it sorta counts as sex, right?
Man 2: Not really. Pussy.
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The female equivalent of pump and dump, i.e. when a girl uses a guy for sex (such as a one night stand) and then ghosts, i.e. doesn't respond to him trying to get with her again.
"Man, I thought I could make Amy my f***- buddy but I guess she pulled a ride-n-hide on me. She won't respond to my texts any more."
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An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.
Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.
My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.
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