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Mowin On Your Lawn

To cross a physical or personal boundary between two people.

I don't mean to be mowin on your lawn, but you should pick a different shirt when wearing those shoes.

by Colorado2NYC October 5, 2012


eat your head

When some subject completely consumes your mind.

You cannot allow the horror of this Trumpian Tragedy to eat your head!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

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fuckin your mom

me your mom sex

guy: hey Chris

Chris: what

guy: I was fuckin your mom last night she loved

by godgody April 15, 2019


Lower Your Dongers

Counter catch phrase to Raise Your Dongers. Used whenever someone start's spamming "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ" in chat.

Twitch.tv User: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Gaben:ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Lower your Dongers ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

by The Dalek Asylum December 9, 2014


Chicken in your plughole

The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.

Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!

by It’s_Ok_On_Tuesday April 11, 2021


Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 11, 2011


Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020