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hot column

When you're having sex and you suddenly get that hot column of air from a stanky vagina that singes the nostrils.

"Dude I was poundin that shit out and totally got hot columned!"

by stoosh bag January 22, 2010

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hot doctor

An exclamation of suprise, joy or horror.

"That's the squarest water melon I've ever seen!"

"Hot Doctor!"

by Hot Doctor May 22, 2008

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Elijah is hot

Elijah is hot because of... 1. his genetics. 2. his smile. 3. his personality. 4.everything.

β€œWoah bro! Elijah is totally adorable.”

β€œElijah is hot” is the coolest phrase ever!”

by presleykayalex December 31, 2021

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hot topic

A store that in its heyday ('90s-'10s) had mass appeal to faggoths, "edgy" skater kids, pop punkers and other strumous tenderlings. Common items sold there in this period included ridiculous kinky parachute pants, useless Happy Bunny accessories, CDs by Korn, HIM, Avril Lavigne and shirts displaying unfunny "ironic" slogans and overplayed pop culture references. With the decline of mallgoth fad the store renovated its image to appeal to "scene" bandwagon jumpers, replacing dominatrix pants with ball-splitting skinny jeans, nu metal CDs with screechy metalcore and endless HIM paraphernalia with neon-gore t-shirts of "scene" bands like Bring Me the Horizon and Blood on the Dance Floor. With its continuing declining sales, Hot Topic has also tried to appeal to a more "preppy" crowd by peddling worthless Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj merch. The store's bankruptcy is becoming increasingly imminent, with the "scene" trend going out of style, replaced by swaggotry, a fad already catered to by Zumiez that Hot Topic could never pull off due to its "goffik" roots. The other prominent youth trend of the '10s, hipsterdom, is one Hot Topic could never take advantage of as no hipster would ever shop at such a "mnstrm" outlet (they prefer American Eagle). And old Hot Topic shoppers are butthurt they no longer have a place to pick up edgy BDSM getups, heartagram dildos and Happy Bunny thongs. Looks like an appropriately dark future for Hot Topic...

faggoth: I just spent $85 on a pair of Tripp parachute pants at hot topic because I'm liek sooo edgy and nonconformist like that
real goth: fuck off I'm trying to read Paradise Lost and your faggotry is drowning out my Nick Cave -_-

by DemiurgicGenesis October 21, 2012

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Hot Topic

A punk/goth (whatever you want it to be) store that has sold out with rap, country, pop. Oh and can't forget the posers.
Sad.

Me with boyfriend:

Me: Maybe they'll have a new Cannibal Corpse shir...oh my god...
Bf: What?
Me: What the fuck is that!? Why the fuck is a lady gaga shirt in here..oh my god theres more! Country artists? Gross. They've sold out!

Bf: And what the fuck are they playing? Rap? God...
Me: Oh my god lets leave, this is disgusting, Hot Topic is a fucking sell out...

(true story) :p

by LadyOfCarnage March 23, 2010

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Hot Planet

A term used to describe the smelly, steamy condition of a bedroom the morning after a night of debauchery.

After a long night in Naples, Joe Ham awoke to a Hot Planet.

by Joe Ham February 12, 2008

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Hot Josh

A tall boy who has dark hair and blue eyes currently residing at a college near you. Ladies don't come on too strong he may run away. He also occasionally wears weird sweaters.

Who is Katie talking to?

She's talking to Josh.

You mean Hot Josh!?

by HotJosh January 26, 2015

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