I Wanna Play A Game

The last words you want to hear when you wake up in an abandoned building shackled to something that looks like it could do bodily harm.

Hello Amanda. You don't know me, but I definitely know you. I wanna play a game.

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Don't ever play yourself

A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.

-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."

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to play the weird cello

to give someone a handjob

i was playing the weird cello last night when my favorite song came on

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Do you play roblox

This is the single best pickup line. Girls at bars are all about roblox. Say this and you are garenteed to get laid.

Guy: Do you play roblox
Girl: Wanna have sex

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arsenal are playing at home

Euphemism for a woman's menstrual period.

Briony's being a pain in the ass, because arsenal are playing at home.

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you play too much

somebody messes with you too much and takes jokes too far
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doesn’t stop messing with you

boy: your an ugly ass lmao jk💀
girl: stfu omg you play TOO MUCH

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if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

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