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Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.
I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.
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An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.
Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.
My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.
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When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting you. Usually if the clothing is too small.
Man these undies are riding up on me.
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When one grown man carries another grown man as one would carry a toddler - face to face, chest to chest, with the load bearing man supporting the other man from the buttocks, and the man being carried with his legs wrapped around the load bearing man.
Jay was pretty tired from the hunt and said he couldn't make the hike back to the truck so I saddled up and gave a Jericho Sleigh Ride to my dude.
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The act of being anal raped by a huge white male while both are naked. He forcibly shoves it in and out while you are being pushed around in a shuffling motion on your feet, much like a trolley on tracks.
That's one big dude, I hope he doesn't Maryland Trolley Ride me.
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the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles
she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!
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A sexual position where a naked woman slowly rubs her clit over the clothed man's penis
Man 1: So me and my girl had sex last night.
Man 2: Oh sweet, she do any moves?
Man 1: Dude, she gave me a Savannah Slow Ride.
Man 2: That's it?
Man 1: Yea, why?
Man 2: So you didn't really get it in?
Man 1: Well it sorta counts as sex, right?
Man 2: Not really. Pussy.
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