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Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.
I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.
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The act of being anal raped by a huge white male while both are naked. He forcibly shoves it in and out while you are being pushed around in a shuffling motion on your feet, much like a trolley on tracks.
That's one big dude, I hope he doesn't Maryland Trolley Ride me.
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the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles
she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!
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A sexual position where a naked woman slowly rubs her clit over the clothed man's penis
Man 1: So me and my girl had sex last night.
Man 2: Oh sweet, she do any moves?
Man 1: Dude, she gave me a Savannah Slow Ride.
Man 2: That's it?
Man 1: Yea, why?
Man 2: So you didn't really get it in?
Man 1: Well it sorta counts as sex, right?
Man 2: Not really. Pussy.
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The female equivalent of pump and dump, i.e. when a girl uses a guy for sex (such as a one night stand) and then ghosts, i.e. doesn't respond to him trying to get with her again.
"Man, I thought I could make Amy my f***- buddy but I guess she pulled a ride-n-hide on me. She won't respond to my texts any more."
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An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.
Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.
My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.
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Having sex with an albino
Guy 1: Dude, Jane decided it would be a good idea to ride the ghost whip last night!
Guy 2: Gross
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