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Haha, Taking Back Sunday are Emo? Since fucking when?
TBS = SHIT.
Lol. "taking back sunday are the hottest emo band around"
"omfg, adam lazzara is teh seckS!!11111"
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I can’t take it means the girl/boy can’t take the hard cock so you have to pull it out.
Girl/boy: I can’t take it. Omg
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Shitting in the shower, and throwing the shit in the toilet when done.
Bill: I hung out with Jamie yesterday, it was fun, we had a shower together. Only problem was she kept “Taking out the trash”
Bill’s Dad: Son what the fuck
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When used to address someone who is very angry, this phrase generally means "calm down" or "stop screeching" or "stop yelling." It notes that a person raises her voice in both tone and volume when she gets upset.
Sister: I can't believe you read my diary!
Brother: Whoa... Take it down an octave. It's not like I made copies of it for everyone at school. I only made copies for my friends!
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Sympathy butt-fucking to make up for your transgressions. Taking it up the arse. Fudge-packing. Butt Sex.
Steve said he was so sorry for the inconvenience, and he would take it up the ladder.
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easy - smack the baby and grab the boob
Processing invoices is like taking babies milk.
your mom is like taking babies milk
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When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.
"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."
*awkward pause*
(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)
....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
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