Talk in Third Person Day

A common occurrence on Facebook status updates.

Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.

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talking out of his ass

Talking nonsense

Jason la Canfora said Brian Flores is on the hot seat. He is talking out of his ass

I don't talk burrito

Usually when a mexican is insulting you in spanish you can answer that, meaning that you dont give a fuck.

-"hijo de puta, come pollas de mierda"
+"sorry bitch, I don't talk burrito"

After The Buzzer Sports Talk

After The Buzzer Sports Talk is a sports podcast hosted by Aidan Maher. He does the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, NCAAF, NCAAB, And PGA. He posts episodes daily and his episodes are really good listens. He knows what he's talking about and even lets his listeners call in. I highly suggest any sports fan to listen.

I listened to After The Buzzer Sports Talk yesterday.

and we need to talk about it

1. a warning sign that a social justice warrior (SJW) is about to complain about something- typically existing only in their imagination- using logical fallacies and utter nonsense. esp. when in written form.

2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence

white people don't want to date minorities, and we need to talk about it.

white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.

Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about

Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!

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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃

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brawl talk leaks and news

dumbass copied clb and drink cum

Brawl talk leaks and news is so lame.

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