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Someone who practices consensual sex (opposite of sex offender)
"Are you a sex defender?"
"Yea, consent is poggers!"
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It's the type of sex you have when you pity someone, either because he/she suffered a personal loss or because of his/her puppy eyes.
A: My best friend broke up with his girlfriend. He was devastated, so I went to his house to comfort him.
B: And you had sympathy sex!
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a physiological need for sexual activity
testosterone is responsible for the male sex drive
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A cologne from the movie Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy. It's made by Odeon, illegal in nine countries, and made with bits of real panther. Used by Brian Fantana to seduce Veronica Conrningstone.
Sex Panther smells like big-foot's dick.
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Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.
EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
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A massive project the CIA, Mossad, CSIS, KGB, Sicherheitsdienst, and God have been working on since 1955. It’s release is unknown, and it is said by military officials that it is not even done a quarter of the way. The project to reinvent sex (or Project Spermwell) is highly confidential, and sharing it’s current information can get you exterminated.
Finally, we are almost finished planning and testing of our very first prototype of sex 2, it is still in pre-alpha stages so it might have problems
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Something you still won't have
You: I already searched up sex in urban dictionary, how about intense sex!
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