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Just say this instead of saying goodbye. Trust me :)
Mang #1: Yo mang, I'll see you later
Mang #2 Yo mang, la hablar de tiempo
The fanbase for Manchester United midfielder Donny van de Beek. They believe van de Beek is the best midfielder in the world and can win every trophy on this planet. Rumours say Scholes, Iniesta and Zidane are a part of it.
van de Beek FC are the goats
The largest nondiscriminatory government-run public health care system in the world, set and based in Brazil.
When the imposter is Sistema Único de Saúde 😳
The lowest hourly rate most people would accept to make the job worth their time. It is higher than the government's minimum wage, which is always too low to afford basic needs.
Company: "We offer a competitive rate above minimum wage! $27/hr"
Candidate: "meh, barely the de facto minimum wage in Sydney. I get more on welfare doing nothing"
Company: "Why does noone want to work for us???"
Basically, when a bad situation comes to a head, with disastrous results.
I knew something was wrong when I started talking to him.
The coup de fuckin grace was when he told me he was married.
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when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!
"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."
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A school filled with a bunch of nittys and wannabe roadmen located in the highest rated town for teen pregnancies Basildon in Essex.
There is one teacher that stands out as a paedo to all students who shall not be listed. De La Salle School try to act like a private school however they are just a little state school who produce nothing but nerds and drug addicts.
They want you to think the school is good when really the school has no control. Although there are the occasional good moments that it has. Hardly any tho
look at all of these nittys
must’ve come from De La Salle School
relatable
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