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This school is definitely not known for its strong academic standards, and the kids who go here hardly made 1000 on their SATs, if at all. Although it can be fun from time to time because drinking and smoking is huge in the dorms, and there's the occasional frat party (they kick ass in the beginning of the year, then die down), the weekends are boring because most people go home to work or they're just bored. If more people stayed on campus, it wouldn't be so boring, NOW would it??
The kids here weren't the brightest of the bunch in HS (besides me - top 10% of my class, what what!). They don't even know who William Paterson was, or what a Pioneer (our mascot) is. However, most of them are kick ass and chill people who know how to have a good time when they want to.
William Paterson is a party school, a step above community college, five steps below your average state school.
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noun: The University of Florida's Bitch
Dude 1: Wow, so we just beat Ohio State University in 2 championship games in 4 months?
Dude 2: Yeah, I'd hate to go there
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The Washington school that all the stoners go to because they were to busy smoking weed in high school to get into the University of Washington.
Person: “Oh where do you go to school”
Me: “Western Washington University”
Person: “Shit bro can I get a gram?”
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why
guy 1: look up the coldest place in the universe
guy 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING WHEN IMPOSTER SUS 😳😳😳😳😳 *gunshot*
guy 1: guy 2 was not the imposter!!!!!!
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A bunch of dumb ass kids that couldn't get in to either Michigan or Miami (of Ohio) University.
A bunch of decently talented football players that play in the most overrated conference in the NCAA.
A bunch of faggots that consistently get their asses whooped by bigger and better SEC teams.
A bunch of faggots who worship a fucking nut as their mascot.
"Those douche bags from Ohio State University are really fucking stupid."
"Ya. They must have been rejected from Miami and Michigan."
"For sure."
"Did you see their bowl game?"
"Ohio State got their asses whooped after playing in the softest conference in the NCAA."
"What a bunch of nut loving FAGGOTS."
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Located in Ypsilanti, Michigan this is one of the worst places for "higher education" known to man. The campus sucks, the athletic teams are a joke, social life is non-existent, and the admission standards are so low. Essentially, anyone with a pulse can get in here. Most of the people are commuter students and there is no such thing as an Eastern Michigan fan as the University of Michigan is close in nearby Ann Arbor. Eastern SUCKS!
Person 1: "Hey man, where are you going this fall?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."
Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"
Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."
Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."
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A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.
"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."
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