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A job where u teach donkeys how to talk
Word on the streets says that Lauren wants to be a Donkey De La Ouoo when she grows up..... :)
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When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"
When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.
For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin
Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!
Samantha: What??? Where?
WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The 43rd President of the United States of America
George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.
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When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
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n.
This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak
Yeah, well, shut up you Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker!
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a person who smokes copious amounts of donkey pole or someone who is a real cunt
dave: man, c.c. totally bogarted that joint last nite
jen:I know
dave:greedy bitch
jen: hes a cum sucking donkey fucker
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One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.
Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.
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