max

a tall brown haired virgin boy who loves dick. whether it is dick in his mouth, dick in his ass, dick on dick action, dick cum, he loves it all. the only thing he loves more than dick is little boy dick.

max: hello i am max and i love dick where is the dick i need dick please someone give me dick i need it so badly
young little boy: please leave me alone

max: come here child and give me your dick before i force it into my mouth. just make it easy for me please

max

a guy who smokes a ton of weed and does massive tokes he is such a stoner

he is such a max meaning he is a stoner

Max

A god of all sorts which if placed in an arena with any fictional character would dominate. Short for Maximum Destruction, he usually takes the form of a cat. Almost a skinwalker.

"I bet Max could beat Goku"

Max

Nonce / shit eater / Nicki Minaj listener

You like Nicki Minaj? Okay Max

Max

Max keeps bullying me for being a catboy. Help.

Me: Nya~

Max: Shut up.

Me: Mooom. Max is being mean.

Max

Mediocre name for an even more mediocre man.

"Alexa, define dumbass"
"A prime example of a dumbass is Max."

Max

The fucking goat

Max is the fucking goat. Plain and simple