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On Feb 29. Each 4 years you will be punched if u speak without Bing back words
National Opposite Day is onece every 4 years and you can do all but say back words if a. Girl rejects u on this day she actuly is now your girlfriend/(*_*)\
March 25, be as sus as you want!
“Why’d you hit me then call me an impostor?” “Oh it March 25, that means it’s National Sussy Day!”
A day to wear any beanie you want
"Hey I like your beanie"
"Thanks, wanna know why I have it on?"
"Yea"
"Its national beanie day!"
Its charb’s day, usually this kid is a party animal or gets all the girl or both...no in between
National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.
A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”
Its a holiday that doesn’t exist
Man today is national nonexistent day
National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.
me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf