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When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks
"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"
when someone is going crazy, like a frog would in a sock.
dang sterling is going off like a frog in a sock cause someone drank his last pepsi and a dingo ate his baby.
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When someone does something stupid and someone else says 'throwing out a new pair of socks there pal'
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Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.
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v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
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A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
The power of rice crumples you!
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A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."
Original:
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
Chrous:
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong
Examples of variations:
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)
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