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When you dont get "offers" for plans or deals that you dont care about
"Can I have a room."
"Sure, we'll get you a room right away, but would you consider donating to the mountain dew zero fund?"
"No, the advertisement is a lie, this isn't a 6 Star Service."
someone who tries too hard or takes backyard games too seriously
-kid slide tackles and throws elbows in a backyard soccer game-
"woah, calm down"
backyard all-star- "fuck you. you pussy"
Singing the star Spangled Banner while getting a blowjob from an old toothless retired Hooker, while she has a mouth full of potato salad.
The old woman feeding the pigeons in the park saw I was a Veteran, so she gave me a free Star Spangled Nanner.
The best school in Nebraska and least ghetto
Mostly full of white people
Lincoln North Star is a cool place
to get fucked up
i took two 30s now im hanging with da stars
These mfs called the broski g stars be the most mf ever to roam this planet earth they are a different breed of savage and da given at alll don’t fuck with these people they will smash ur head in
‘Have you heard of the broski g stars’?
‘ no but someone said they have big willys’
(These mfs r racist n homophobic)
A lesbian that dates women 80% of the time but men 20% of the time.
Hey Ted you might like my sister, she's a Bronze Star Lesbian, you might be her type.