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A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.
Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.
Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself
when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts
woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?
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When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked
yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!
A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here
The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.
A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.
"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."
"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."
To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go
I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive
Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there